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# of Bucks	Thing You Get
100 =	squat
1,000 =	Collectable antenna ball of Beloved Leader®
5,000 =	an extra piece of fresh fruit each month
10,000 =	a choice position in the internal surveillance wing of the Voluntary Mandatory Youth Corps
50,000 =	gold tooth (limit one per lifetime) or a free music download
100,000 =	Pay taxes for having too many Obamabucks; move back three spaces UNLESS you hold a cabinet position
500,000 =	Buy a carbon offset so a third world country can manufacture stuff and employ people instead of the USA
1,000,000 =	Move up three spaces in the Government Health Care waiting list for an emergency medical procedure of your choice*
1,000,000,000 =	Buy a stake in a bank and make it lend to your political cronies and high-risk constituent borrowers until it again becomes insolvent
1,000,000,000,000 =	Have a brick in the Great Wall of China named after you
10,000,000,000,000 =	Achieve a uniform level of national poverty; seek re-election

* Excludes life-threatening conditions or any ailment caused by smoking or being fat