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The Audacity of "Nope"

06-29-2009

This wallet-sized card is designed to make arguing with liberals much easier:

For those of us who now need reading glasses, it says:

"This card entitles the bearer to say "no" to any hare-brained government spending scheme and not have to give an explanation. When they say it's for the children or the planet will die or some bank is too big to fail, just whip out this handy card and point to it proudly. It is all the justification you need to keep your own money and spend it as you please."

"Added bonus: If you feel your resisitance crumbling under attempts to make you feel stingy, glance at the smug faces [of Obama, Reid, and Pelosi] to instantly reaffirm that you know more about spending your money than they do."

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