Welcome!
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Me and my youngest daughter Sue (aka Mrs. Bumbles)
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I know I never update this site. So here's my update:
"Hi Mom! God bless you and thank you for putting up with me for so many years. My wife, kids and I love you."
I am father and husband, technical writer, and a graduate of OU, OSU, and UCO (except it was CSU then). I have a keen interest in Oklahoma History, American Literature, American History, and other stuff. But most of all I enjoy the company of my wife and kids, who are the loves of my life and keep me young and happy.
The purpose of this site is to share pics with my family and friends, post bits of fiction I sometimes write, and use it for whatever else comes to mind.
And if you want to visit me on Facebook, you can find me here http://www.facebook.com/pahawkins
Email: paul@phawkins.com
New Stuff:
I have published the book and stories shown below in electronic format (PDF, epub, etc). You can download them directly below or from Smashwords, Obooko, or Scribd. Read and recommend to your friends.
Stories
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Prometheus Fit To Be Tied |
In 1939, a dissipated, eccentric millionaire returns to his boyhood home on the eve of a rural electrification project. He is an unwelcome distraction from a promised bright future. Despite his ineptitude, he may find love and redeem the town's past before they seal it under water forever. A big, comic novel of the 20th century, delivered for the 21st. Slice of life is dead - long live the well-told story.
180 pages
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In Prison |
A man picks up a lost cell phone by the side of the road and suddenly finds himself arrested and shuttled through a maze of prisons in a totalitaran state.
7 pages
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Class Warfare at the Convenience Store |
When a burgeoning municipality sets out to annex a strip of land previously considered to be the sticks, the locals have to find the means to fight back.
9 pages
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Golf Tips Digest Presents: Double-Bogey of Death |
Golf Tips Digest Presents: Double-Bogey of Death!!! (Free with every paid subscription to "Golf Tips Digest"!!!) With the tips he gets with his paid subscription to "Golf Tips Digest," will he conquer the back nine - and more??? The pecking order at the clubhouse will never be the same. Short story humor - 1000 words or so - guaranteed to improve your swing.
3 pages
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The Vampirening of Taffney St. Cloud -- now FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER presented in a single volume with its rivetting sequel, "The Werewolfening of Taffney St. Cloud" FREE!! Twice the brooding, twice the angst, twice the paleness. |
A broody suburban girl copes with her recent vampirening. Or is it vampirification? Having bit of fun at the expense of a popular genre.
PLUS: Continuing the horror parody begun in "The Vampirenization of Taffney St. Cloud." A buxom alabaster slayer who works in her mother's hair salon must defend Sunvalleydale from undead activity and a zombie pyramid scheme, all on the eve of the Harvest Moon Ball. Will the world will be saved in time for a dance in the Community College gym? Brooding aplenty, but no dark-soled shoes allowed.
33 pages
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Zen and Loathing with the Gatsby's |
Set in Europe of the 1920's and 30's, a monied American expatriate moves in social circles with the luminaries of the day and comes to terms with the emptiness of his theosophical dabblings, even as his personal life spirals out of control. Excerpted from "Prometheus Fit To Be Tied."
16 pages
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The PBS Painter's Tale |
He can paint happy dreamy landscapes in 30 minutes or less -- guaranteed! -- but can he convince his broody teenaged son that the real world is anything other than a cruddy, joyless hellhole? A bit of humor and a loving tribute to the grand master of all PBS painting-series hosts.
5 pages
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